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The short version: nothing you type here leaves your device. There is no server, no account and no analytics.
Last reviewed 26 October 2026
Nothing is collected. This site has no backend, no database, no account system and no third-party analytics or advertising. Nothing you enter is transmitted anywhere.
Forms on this site — the Gaddi application, the Nazarana calculator, the certificate atelier, visitor registration and the contact form — write their results to your own browser's local storage and stop there.
A single local storage entry under the key darbar-489:record:v1 holds everything the site remembers about you. It can contain:
This is a satirical toy. It has no legitimate reason to hold anybody's personal information on a server, so it does not have a server.
A side effect is that your record is tied to one browser on one device. It will not follow you to your phone, it will not survive clearing your site data, and it cannot be recovered — not even by us, because there is nothing to recover it from.
Reference numbers are generated with the browser's cryptographic random number generator rather than being sequential, so no one can reach a record by guessing or by editing a URL. In any case, a record only exists on the device that created it.
The Member Portal has an "Erase everything" control that deletes the storage entry immediately and permanently. There is also an "Export as JSON" control if you want a copy first.
Clearing your browser's site data for this domain has the same effect. Using a private or incognito window means nothing persists after you close it.
This site sets no cookies. It uses local storage, which is a different mechanism: it is readable only by this site, is never attached to network requests, and is not used to track you across other sites.
The site is served as static pages and client-side code. The hosting provider may keep standard server access logs, as any web host does; this project neither controls nor uses them.
Fonts are self-hosted from this domain, so visiting the site does not make a request to any third-party font or CDN service.
This site is a general-audience parody. It asks for no personal information, and nothing it stores ever leaves the device, so no data about any visitor of any age is ever received.