Ministry of Unnecessary Correspondence

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رابطہ

All correspondence is acknowledged. Acknowledgement is distinct from reading, which is distinct from reply — a distinction Article 020 is careful to preserve.

Channels of Communication

The Outer Gate: Open during ceremonial hours; Ceremonial hours are not published and vary with the weather.
The Suggestion Box: Reviewed every 489 years; The first review is scheduled. The committee has not been formed.
The Fax Machine: Displayed on a plinth, main hall; Retained for ceremonial purposes. Not connected to anything.
This Form: The only channel that works; Submissions are stored in your own browser and sent nowhere.

A Word of Warning

Under Article 005, any person enquiring after the fictional accounts is immediately appointed Chief Auditor of the Missing Files Department, with full honours and no files. The appointment is permanent and may not be declined.

No Real Address

489Sharif is fictional. There is no postal address, no telephone number, no office and no affiliation with any real institution, shrine or person. There is nowhere to send a goat.

Consulting the Supreme Bakra…