Consulting the Supreme Bakra…
Directorate of Nazarana Management
دس کالے بکرے پیش کریں
Your imaginary Nazarana. Our unlimited ceremonial appreciation. Offerings are denominated in Bakra Points — a fictional unit with no monetary value, no exchange rate, and no mechanism by which anybody could pay anything.
Four traditional offerings, each unlocking a ceremonial benefit of dubious enforceability. Selecting one fills the basket below, which you may then adjust.
Adjust quantities freely. Every item is imaginary and no payment of any kind is taken, requested or possible.
The standard unit of ceremonial regard. Must be imaginary and must be black.
Accepted in supporting quantities. Will crow during ceremonies regardless of instruction.
A substantial offering. The Darbar has limited shade and asks that you consider this.
Practical, unglamorous, and quietly the most appreciated item on this list.
Goes directly to the Langar Partnership. Accounting is spiritual rather than numerical.
Addresses the Darbar's single most persistent shortage. See Gazette, every year.
Total: 0 Bakra Points
Optional. Leave blank to remain an anonymous benefactor.
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Noted With Interest
The Darbar acknowledges your intention. Intention is, after all, where everything begins.